My girls have been visiting their grandparents (respectively)
until last night. And until last night…..
all
was good.
You see, I thought it would be a good idea. One child goes with one grandparent and one
child goes with another, so they each get quality one on one time and get a
break from each other.
Until I got the
first phone call…..
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| Awww.......aren't they cute (NOT) |
Me: Hello Sweet Baby
AB#1: Mommy, what is
Grammie’s number so that I can call sissy?
Me: Why do you want
to call sissy?? Enjoy your Grandpa time
AB#1: Because I miss
her and want to talk to her.
Me: (Inside ma head…WHAT
THE FUCK) Umm, ok, call Grammie on her cell phone.
And now, fast forward to yesterday afternoon……and a call
from the Nanny
Nanny: Jana, what
time will AB#1 be coming home, we are sitting outside.
Me: WHATTT??
Nanny: Yes, AB#2 has
decided that we need to sit outside and wait until AB#1 gets home. So for the past hour and a half we have been
sitting in the driveway waiting for her.
And when I finally called quits on that, we had to wait on the stairs
inside the house with the front door and window open, so we don’t miss her.
Me: (Dying Laughing)
Umm…sorry Nanny
And then……when they finally meet….
AB#1: No, you be
quiet, you are so mean…I am going to tell Mom!
AB#2: Sobbing….so you
are so mean…get out of my way….why you push me around….MOOOOOMMMMM
AB#1: Agh…OOOFF…MOOOOMMMMM……..she
pushed me
AB#2: MOOOOMMMMMM
AB#1: No, MOOOOMMMM….she is lying
AB#2: I called her
first…. (insert various shrill screams)
Me: Getting out the
red cup to fill up!
So after they passed out and were slightly detoxed from all
of the spoiling.
Hubby and I went in the
hot tub, I appropriately armed with my red solo cup filled to the brim with
wine and Hubby (the good little boy) brought his water cup. Which, I would like to say was promptly slurped
by one of the dogs. My wine…..those dogs
will not touch for fear of MY WRATH.
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| Yes, he is a cute silver lab.......but that mouth eats poo |
So my night ended like this……
Girls are home, all nestled in their beds with the balance
of power restored…….Yes
Hubby and I got to have some alone time in the Hot tub time
machine……….Yes
Sex complete and ready for sleepy time BEFORE 11 p.m.…………..FUCKING
PRICELESS
