I just had to write a quick post to share with you all the funny shizzle that came out of my co-workers mouths today....
What do you need to have an intelligent conversation? - said by one co-worker on the phone to a vendor...fucking HIlarious!
If you can't pull your own head out, then I can't even begin to help you. - said by co-worker Sarah to one of her subcontractors.
If you call me baby one more time, I am going to reach through this phone and twist your balls so tight that you will rival Justin Bieber on even his most pubescent days. - co worker that will remain anonymous since she was so pissed I think the comment was involuntary!
Back soon peeps...back soon! I am still recovering from the weekend!
Andrea - I couldn't stop laughing this morning overhearing these conversations. Way too great!
ReplyDeleteThreatening to harm a man's testicles will always work.
ReplyDeleteI agree!!
DeleteI want to work with your co-workers...
ReplyDeleteBill - they are pretty funny!!
DeleteAmazing. I'm so glad that I'm about to have some awesome co-workers like these! I miss your face and am glad to be back stalkin' your ass.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you should take the A-Z widget off your page now!
Done...whew!
DeleteSarcasm is a body's natural defense against the stupid.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. Awesome.
Anjali - I want the sign in my office
DeleteHey Jana! I left you an award on my blog :)
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