Did you know?? Did YA Did YA?? This is awesome!
My brother sent me this picture, it's perfecto for a few reasons....
One...you have ask for assistance to reach me. Seriously, I would need assistance to reach myself! I can see how this would go down in the grocery store...umm..hello....can you help me reach myself! Oh MY GOD, I just might have to do this and take pictures of the reactions.
Note to all - if you drink me...let me know how I taste!
Oh yes, I can go on FOREVER!
Company Overview
Jana natural mineral water is a 7,000 year-old secret of nature nestled amongst the St. Jana hills. Silky smooth taste, pristine purity and perfectly balanced mineral composition are what make Jana our source of life.
Jana natural mineral water was a well-kept secret for thousands of years in an 800-metre-deep well amongst the hills of St. Jana.
Jana’s origin stems from a time of totally unpolluted nature, before anything we know today. It was kept well protected under layers of mineral rocks, gradually filtered and naturally enriched with minerals.
Jana is characterized by a silky smooth taste, perfectly balanced ratio of calcium and magnesium and a pH value of 7.4, equal to the pH value of our blood. Such natural balance makes Jana a perfect part of a healthy lifestyle. Among other minerals, Jana also contains silica, an essential trace element responsible for our skin’s healthy glow.
Nowadays, when we do not have so much time to take care of ourselves, it is good to know that there is always a piece of untouched nature that can, indeed, be with us at any moment. With each opening of natural and pure Jana water, its pristine values truly become a part of us.
Become a part of me...truly...LOL
Oh please have someone video tape you asking for help to reach yourself. Total awesomeness. lol
ReplyDeleteYep, as soon as I find it, I am going to have to record that shit.
DeleteI am just slightly disappointed that you are not carbonated...you seemed so bubbly!
ReplyDeleteAndrea - I know!! I was thinking the same thing, but I would have to be called with gas (si gas) and that doesn't sound nearly as sexy as bubbly!
DeleteI can give you diabetes. Yes, there's a root beer out there that shares my name.
ReplyDeleteNellie - drink ma water....it will make you feel better!
DeleteHoly shit. I need this water. Immediately.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly!!
DeleteWOw- that is so cool! I'm jealous. I wish there was Holli water. :) I'll have to try it out though if i see it my stores.
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Holli - silly girl...you have HOLYWATER....it's magical!
DeleteSo, I started following you in the A to Z Challenge this year and am addicted. So, I nominated you for a Liebster Award on my blog. Didn't know what it was until I got one myself, but decided to play along and send out my own nominations. Congratulations, (I think).
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Ahh, Justin...so sweet! YEAH I WON I WON
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