Monday, August 13, 2012

Biz Snatch Trip


Here it comes......

Yes, that's right!  It's the dirty dose of guess what the bitches did while you were off drinking and galavanting around.  It seems that every time I leave the house for any overnight excursion by myself, one of my girls pukes all over Hubby.  This is such a familiar event in our household that my older daughter told us, “Yep, when Mommy leaves, I totally know that I am going to vomit, I’m just not sure which day I want to do it on.”  Poor Hubby!!  (Snicker, Snicker)

From Wednesday to Friday night, I will be off, flying into the wilds of Bend/Redmond Airport for a fabulous, wonderful, entertaining, twiddle tastic, corporate team building event!!  Can you hear the YA-HOO in my voice?  Oh wait, let me turn it up…woo (snore) hoo.   

Just what I want to do for three days – hang out with some of my peers while we talk about Personal Excellence!!  It makes me want to punch disco ball teeth Tony Robbins and use them as a pretty sparkly necklace for myself!

I’m sure that it will be fun, apparently I hear that we have to do some sort of cardboard boat team building event, punctuated by drinking.  (I’m hoping a lot of drinking, as I will need this to curb my sarcastic nature)

As for dear hubby, he will be stuck with vomiting girls, soccer practice, dinner, laundry, and homework for 3 DAYS!  3 DAYS – can you believe it!!  He still owes me time from when he was in the military and gone all the flippin time!

Wish me luck!

(FYI - I NEED this SHIRT!!)


16 comments:

  1. Yikes. "Team building exercises"? ICK.

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  2. Yeah, I put it right up there with drinking grape kool aid with the Jones family

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  3. That's why you let me buy all that hunting stuff! I should of known you were cheating (as in every card game we have ever played) before you left for your trip!

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    1. And that is why, when I get back I will owe you some sort of "compensation" or "favor" that pays you back for me being gone. Note: One way exit is NOT on the table!

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  4. And quit texting and driving!

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  5. OL - I need that shirt, too! Hey, good luck with your team-building! :-)
    Some Dark Romantic

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  6. That sounds horrible! WHY would they do that to you? Your work that is. I hope you survive!

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  7. Do you think the fact that you are gone makes her nervous and that's why she pukes?

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    1. If it was just one kid I would wonder, but almost every time it has been the flu (fever, chills and vomit) hits one and then the other

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  8. Love that shirt! I bet your husband is SUPER excited about the impending throw up. I'll refrain from telling my husband about it; he'll be super jealous.

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  9. So everybody at hope is dressed in hazmat suits waiting for the fall? Have a super swell touchy feely time team building!

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  10. You can buy hidden flasks that look like all kinds of things. Cell phones, cameras, canes, purses. Sorry it's too late for this trip, but it could definitely make future team building way more enjoyable.

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    1. Melissa - It wasn't too bad, and they supplied a ton of booze, so I was content.

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