Mandatory Blow Job Day

Well, it’s Valentine’s Day!  And while I love my hubby, I really hate the commercialism of Valentine’s Day, its quite re-cockulous.

So while I happily got nookie this morning (Holla)  

I was thinking that today of all days is the day that most women give blowjobs.  I wanted to know what the statistic were, however,  since I am still at work (and blogging, muthafuckers) I figured that googling “Blowjobs” might be a small hindrance to my career.  So instead, I am going to do this lame post and show you some pictures.

WOOOT WOOT – Hold yourselves back now!

Just a thought for after the morning coffee, or a place to put your tea bag?

For the one you love, fold card in half

But they do go quietly to their drawers and stay there

I think these are my new "thank you" cards