“Would you like to see my two vaginas?” Yep, you heard me. It's a new party ice breaker according to Hazel Jones.................
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And I'm not afraid to show you-show you |
Jazzy Hazel Vaj-jay Jones says that she is “quite happy to show you” her dominant right vagina and
the pencil thin left one. That’s right
peeps, she has two vaginas, two cervixes and two uteruses….uterus diddly-do-do
or if you want the technical term, it’s “uterus didelphys”
When I told hubby about this, he said, “Wow, exciting, a
place for your dick and your hands”. This could be great for girls (like me) who think that the pooper shoot is one way, going out. I know some of you ladies and gent's like it - but my preference is no, thank you. Hubby keeps saying that as I near 40 I might change my mind, but that is highly doubtful. And yes, Jenn, why I say no to butt sex because hilarity does not ensue - I say yes to my USB port Lelo Gigi Pleasure object. Yes, that is right.....pleasure object. Check out the reviews at Freddy and Eddy
As for the double vaggies , I just wonder, if you cycle around yourself? Or have double bread making (that’s what we
call yeast infections) Think of the wind instruments you could play between the
vag gas and the butt gas. As a side
note, my 6-year old ripped the loudest and longest fart I have ever heard, then
turns to me and says….”Holy Guacamole, Mom, my bucksnort ricochet through my
pee-pee”. Klassy….we are klassy.
And now a new collection of my favorite t-shirts:
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Pyro Ass |
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Or anything on my face, I will stab you |
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Don't make me cap your ass bitch |
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Douche-tastic |
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And stabbings |
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Head, Pants NOW |
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No |
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And wives don't swallow |
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I'm bringing sexy back |
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Just one time, I want to see the guy wearing this |
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Jenn - I bought this for you |
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For Easy, duh |
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This is whatz happenin on Saturday |
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