My girls have been visiting their grandparents (respectively) until last night. And until last night…..
all was good.
You see, I thought it would be a good idea. One child goes with one grandparent and one child goes with another, so they each get quality one on one time and get a break from each other.
Until I got the first phone call…..
|Awww.......aren't they cute (NOT)|
Me: Hello Sweet Baby
AB#1: Mommy, what is Grammie’s number so that I can call sissy?
Me: Why do you want to call sissy?? Enjoy your Grandpa time
AB#1: Because I miss her and want to talk to her.
Me: (Inside ma head…WHAT THE FUCK) Umm, ok, call Grammie on her cell phone.
And now, fast forward to yesterday afternoon……and a call from the Nanny
Nanny: Jana, what time will AB#1 be coming home, we are sitting outside.
Nanny: Yes, AB#2 has decided that we need to sit outside and wait until AB#1 gets home. So for the past hour and a half we have been sitting in the driveway waiting for her. And when I finally called quits on that, we had to wait on the stairs inside the house with the front door and window open, so we don’t miss her.
Me: (Dying Laughing) Umm…sorry Nanny
And then……when they finally meet….
AB#1: No, you be quiet, you are so mean…I am going to tell Mom!
AB#2: Sobbing….so you are so mean…get out of my way….why you push me around….MOOOOOMMMMM
AB#1: Agh…OOOFF…MOOOOMMMMM……..she pushed me
AB#1: No, MOOOOMMMM….she is lying
AB#2: I called her first…. (insert various shrill screams)
Me: Getting out the red cup to fill up!
So after they passed out and were slightly detoxed from all of the spoiling.
Hubby and I went in the hot tub, I appropriately armed with my red solo cup filled to the brim with wine and Hubby (the good little boy) brought his water cup. Which, I would like to say was promptly slurped by one of the dogs. My wine…..those dogs will not touch for fear of MY WRATH.
|Yes, he is a cute silver lab.......but that mouth eats poo|
So my night ended like this……
Girls are home, all nestled in their beds with the balance of power restored…….Yes
Hubby and I got to have some alone time in the Hot tub time machine……….Yes
Sex complete and ready for sleepy time BEFORE 11 p.m.…………..FUCKING PRICELESS