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Ah, the best word around. The one word that you can use in almost any
fashion to convey almost any emotion.
And since today is Friday, I am going to steal Nat's Naturally Inappropriate and Paula’s “Fuck
you Friday” theme.
This is special day where we all get to rant
about the lovely fuckers that have made our week so fucking fantastic. And since Fuck you Friday is essentially
dedicated to those who comment; let’s hear who has made your week screw the Fuckerpooch.
To help you out a little, I will
start you off with some of the best ways Fuck has been used:
"What the
"FUCK" do you mean, we are sinking?!" -Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS
Titanic, 1912
"What the "FUCK" was
that?" -Mayor Of
Hiroshima, 1945
"Where
did all those "FUCKING" Indians come
from?" -Custer, 1877
"Any "FUCKING" idiot could
understand that." -Einstein,
1938
"It does so "FUCKING" look like her!" -Picasso,
1926
"How the FUCK did you
work that out?" -Pythagoras,
126 BC
"You want what on the "FUCKING" ceiling?" -Michelangelo,
1566
"Where the "FUCK" are
we?" -Amelia Earhart,
1937
"Scattered "FUCKING" showers, my
ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC
"Aw c'mon. Who the "FUCK" is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1998
"FUCK, I didn't think
they'd get this "FUCKING" mad." -Saddam
Hussein, 2003
“FUCK", I’m
dead.” – Osama Bin Laden, 2011
That being said, I will start us
off…..
Fuck you to this driver. You fucking fuckity fuck, when I am driving
behind you on a dark back road don’t fucking slam on your brakes and almost
overturn to maneuver around a gaggle of wild turkeys. Fucking hit those bitches and save a Pilgrim. God DAMN.
Fuck you bitches in BIC CHAT, I
could have gone the rest of my life without learning about Space Docking. Once learned, it cannot be un done. And fuck you to my co-workers that made me
explain what I was laughing so hard about, my face is still red.
Fuck you to these tunnel drivers…IT’S A FUCKING TUNNEL….you don’t need to get all wiggity just because you are going through a tunnel.
Fuck you and suck it to those
parents that have not responded to my daughter’s birthday party. I invite her entire class (ALL FUCKING 36 OF
YOUR WHINEY BITCHY ASS KIDS) and you can’t afford me the common courtesy to
RSVP back so that I know whether or not I have to buy pizza for 36 kids and
their parents or 12. I hate all of you fuckerschmidts,
I want to fuckerstomp you all the way to Fuckertown, but then you wouldn’t come
to the party with your little fuckertwats and I would have fucker’s remorse
that my kid would be sad.
Word.
A big Fuck You to the folks who've got NO balls.
ReplyDeleteAMEN, sista
DeleteEven though I do not confine my Fuck You's to Fridays...I love the idea of designating a special day for it! Big huge Fuck You going out to people who love to act like they're all that and a bag of chips!
ReplyDeleteTracy - Couldn't agree more, those peeps that think they are all that and a bag of wavy lays are totally fucking douchecanoes
DeleteJana,
ReplyDeleteoooh, I feel your pain about people not responding for the party. Yikes. I used to organize a monthly moms' group dinner and we would go out to a restaurant (I stopped being the organizer). There are 50 of us in the group. Sometimes 8 would show, sometimes 40. There would always be a faction who could not be bothered to RSVP (or worse, they would wait to decide the day of) so that made it really challenging to plan and get the reservation number for the restaurant (who has to schedule their wait staff in advance--duh!).
so, I totally understand what you mean.
best,
MOV
It's just so stupid MOV - why can't they just text me or leave me a message!!
DeleteArgh. I hate people who don't RSVP. I'm like, "It's fine if you don't want to come. I have a whole stack of crotchless big-girl panties. Just tell me!" It's like they're holding off in case something better comes along, which is I'm sure exactly what's happening.
ReplyDeleteI think your kid should set up an electric fence around the party area. People who RSVP'd get candy and toys. People who never replied but show up anyway get a thousand volts of fun, fun, fun!
Monica - Brilliant! That would be awesome, I would so pull up a chair and watch the fireworks, while taunting them with candy of course.
DeleteI forgot the topic after, "a whole stack of crtchless panties."
DeleteLol Not my favorite word. But my kids sure use it a lot. Feels like I get punched in the face every time I hear it. Must be a generational thing.
ReplyDeleteDonna - yes, we are a little free with that word. It's funny, because while I use it at work at lot. It is almost never spoken at home around my girls. Unless, my mom is around, and then I have to remind her about her language!
Deletethis is fantastic!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Stephanie
DeleteOh if my grandparents didn't read my blog, I'd SO hop onto this one. You've come with so many good "fuck" words I laughed myself silly!
ReplyDeleteJDAY - It's hard, I know. My Gparents would be tsking me to watch my language.
DeleteFan-fucking-tastic!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the best one: "You were only supposed to blow the fucking doors off!" (Michael Cain in The Italian Job)
ReplyDeleteWell that was entertaining! Found you through the A-Z on the F-Ing great day ;-)
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I fucking love this. Everything has been pissing me off the last 24 hours. Either their really annoying or I'm PMSing. Whatever, fuck them.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me, I should RSVP for my niece's classmates party.
ReplyDeleteLoved it! Came over from Everything Ertel. Love her now love you, Though you did make me look up space docking and all I have to say is...that's some nasty fucking shit!!! Good thing we have Urban Dictionary. The scary part is my 23 year old had laughed the first time I asked him about another disgusting phrase and pointed me there. I love fuck you Fridays, WTF friday's, hell Friidays and Fuck go hand in hand.
ReplyDeleteThis post just made my whole day!
ReplyDeleteStopping in to say hello from A-to-Z :)
--Katie
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